goremet:

danyanimated:

So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward

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what the fuck

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saywhatjessie:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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squiter-bites:

got-street-savoir-faire:

So we took some pictures of my new kitty and our old cat

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sir

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young sir 

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please sir

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i would be quite grateful if you

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please young sir

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please stop

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i didnt sign up for this

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sir

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help me

GOD I LOVE CATS

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gothprada:

How do I uninstall anxiety

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[starts beat-boxing] our sorcerer who just multi-classed into bard (via outofcontextdnd)

uniphants:

itseasytoremember:

youngstero:

how time flies

you aged really well

Pokemon trainers don’t age

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pixelkitties:

One of my favorites, haven’t seen this in years.

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kadriihilal:

its a golden night for silly developers tweets

kadriihilal:

its a golden night for silly developers tweets

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sassyduck:

bellaruska:

leonkyuwata:

mayrlynray:

supermansadork:

thehuntingwinchester:

a-dash-of-hiddles:

allonsyimpala:

santiloveatthedisco:

kentromanoff:

That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff. 

It’s a spider thing

It’s a spider thing

Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.

Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.

So yes, this whole equality thing is great.

Owned

This post is brilliant.

also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL 

Reblogging for last comment. Laughing for 3257865 years

And actually it’s Natasha’s knees that ate around the guy’s neck. Just like Peter.

Shut the fuck up Udina — Every Mass Effect fan ever (via officialfemshep)

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wardenalenko:

Are you okay there, Epler?

wardenalenko:

Are you okay there, Epler?

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tranxio:

Sometimes I look up at the moon and think

Dame Judi Dench plays Dungeons & Dragons

She was introduced to the game by Vin Diesel on the set of Chronicles of Riddick

And now she DMs for her granddaughter

This is our world

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thepetrichist asked: Okay but imagine what it would be like if the carbonite scenario happened and after 300 years Satele decides enough is enough, Revan can't be alive and unfreezes him. After a while he just dives back into work, taking dangerous missions or whatever and just robotically goes through life. And then he's sent on a mission and they come across Revan in stasis...

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afirethatwillneverburn:

So like, Carth is sent along on the Maelstrom Prison mission? fuck, I may have to write that… 

Yes that. I couldn’t remember what the mission was called. xD

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grumbles

I’d apologize but I’m too busy having all the feels

You realize I can’t stop thinking about this

Carth going into it like it’s just any other mission, but he can’t stop thinking about that time he stormed the Star Forge with Revan on a suicide mission and wishing she was there to help him

Carth halfway through the prison wondering who the hell they had locked up there, because he’s been through the history and there’s only a few Jedi who were scary enough to warrant this sort of security but they were all confirmed dead or accounted for except one and it’s the first time he’s felt a brief stir of hope

(because he’s not stupid, he’s going to have looked for her, and gone through every historical record he can find only to find nothing, and when he hears the same voices as everyone he can almost place them, like he heard that voice many years ago and knows it’s important and knows it’s related to her)

Carth starting to fight with more and more urgency because something in him screams that she’s nearby, that she’s so close, though he can’t really place how he knows and he doesn’t tell anyone else — they’d just think he’d started to snap, the three-hundred year carbon freezing starting to show its effects

And when they’re finally there, and he knows it’s her, he muscles past everyone else to release her himself, and it’s all he can do to keep his composure because he is so angry that she somehow got herself caught and this is why she didn’t come back but so beyond happy that she’s here and she’s alive 

She never hits the floor when the stasis releases because he’s already vaulted the console to catch her and words can’t describe the feeling he gets when she smirks right before opening her eyes and whispers “flyboy?

and no one sees either of them the entire trip back to Coruscant and when they show up at Republic command they’re hand in hand because who the fuck cares about appearances now, she’s hardly a Jedi and his commission ended three hundred years ago

and somewhere in whatever hole he’s hiding in, the Emperor watches a report on the holonet from Republic command celebrating the triumphant return of Mandalorian War and Jedi Civil War hero Carth Onasi and newly minted Jedi Master Revan and for one of the only times in his life feels actual fear

MY HEART OH NO

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It’s the good kind of pain though that’s the worst part

…now I need to art for this dangit and not my usual scribbly stuff like something really good this time

Always the best type of pain. 

yeah and like I said I need to write something for it that’s not a stream of consciousness haha

You’re stream of consciousness thing already killed me I have a feeling the actual thing is going to destroy me

Most likely!

You aren’t the only one, azalulu yelled at me too haha