underwater-sexuals:

"I didn’t really ship it and then I read a fanfic" - a novel by me

(via chellerbelles)

thecultofgenius:

Astonishing quotes!

(via fuckyeahorchestra)

wingedflow:

sassygayclarinetist:

canadian vandalism

garbagebagvevo:

When you’re sightreading a piece and suddenly it gets 10x harder

image

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bachtothefugue:

aboutmidi:

Double bass building?


see this building is very friendly, always greeting others with a cello.

bachtothefugue:

aboutmidi:

Double bass building?

see this building is very friendly, always greeting others with a cello.

(via fuckyeahorchestra)

composers: a summary

  • bach: I FKN HATE PARALLEL FIFTHS
  • vivaldi: 3 billion concertos hhaha
  • cpe bach: who am i
  • mozart: sunshine and smiles
  • haydn: i basically invented every single genre lol
  • beethoven: ANGST ANGST ANGST and triplets and going deaf
  • chopin: my soUL
  • paganini: hahhaha noobs
  • liszt: AHAHAHHAHA noobs
  • alkan: fck ur fingers lol
  • brahms: cLARA
  • schubert: im a mushroom
  • wagner: have a twenty year long opera lol and leitmotifs
  • tchaikovsky: boom boom cannons
  • rachmaninoff: HANDS
  • debussy: sevenths and modes and whole tones awww yiss
  • ravel: bitch please ninths elevenths quadrillionths
  • holst: who needs stringed instruments ha anD I HATE THE PLANETS
  • prokofiev: lol get out of my way conventional tonality i will modulate in one measure to f double fuckflat minor and stay there for a page
  • shostakovich: anGST ANGST ANGST FUCK YOU STALIN
  • cage:
  • reich: rrrrererreeepepeepeppppeeeaaaeaeaeaeeaaaatattatttt
  • stravinsky: da da da da da DA da da
  • schoenberg: (/79jjsOO##jksi&@'
  • satie: im funny
  • mahler: *singing* I'VE GOT THE WHOOOOLE WORLD, IN MY SCORES
dad-rock-davos:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

rachellebutler:

Treble clefs by (L to R) Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Beethoven, Schubert, Mendelssohn, Schumann, Brahms, Debussy, and Ravel.
Source

all musicians across all time periods: “fuck how does that thing go”

Beethoven didn’t even try

dad-rock-davos:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

rachellebutler:

Treble clefs by (L to R) Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Beethoven, Schubert, Mendelssohn, Schumann, Brahms, Debussy, and Ravel.

Source

all musicians across all time periods: “fuck how does that thing go”

Beethoven didn’t even try

(via fuckyeahorchestra)

bandsareprettyrad:

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys

(via magebutts)

(via magebutts)

A boy may be as disagreeable as he pleases, but when a girl refuses to crap sunshine on command, the world mutters darkly about her moods.

from Republic of Thieves, by Scott Lynch (via makingupachangingmind)

Somewhere, Kristin Stewart just smirked a little. 

(via other-bronte)

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brynja-storm:

professorfangirl:

mediamattersforamerica:

The internet’s most beloved geek, Wil Wheaton, calls out misogyny in gaming, and confronts the men who attack him for doing so. Incredible. 

Wil Wheaton, mensch.

I fuckin’ love Wil Wheaton. This is just an added bonus.

(via azalulu)

daveandjadeotp:

jetgreguar:

i’ve been comprimised 

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

daveandjadeotp:

jetgreguar:

i’ve been comprimised 

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

(via afirethatwillneverburn)